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This puzzle has three parts, whose solutions are below. The answers to the three parts are THE LAMB, FIND PAIRED POEM, and FIRST TWO LINES. The Lamb is a poem by William Blake that is paired with his poem The Tyger, whose first two lines are TYGER TYGER BURNING BRIGHT IN THE FORESTS OF THE NIGHT, which is the answer.


This puzzle is a set of limericks. However, the last word of each line has been changed to a synonym. Once the poems are corrected, there is a consistent rhyme scheme. Each poem additionally hints at an alliterative term that follows this rhyme scheme. Here are the corrected poems and the corresponding alliterative terms:
LimerickAlliterative Term
At these snacks you should not be a HATER,
We all love them, sooner or LATER.
Chop potatoes a LOT,
Then fry in a POT,
And your side dish will be even GREATER.
TATER TOT
When Kanye raps at a great CLIP,
Or Kendrick Lamar makes a QUIP
The party won't STOP
Cause this song is a BOP
It's a genre that you should not SKIP!
HIP HOP
This thing is a curse that's MEDIEVAL,
One glance can cause quite the UPHEAVAL.
It could make you CRY,
Or possibly DIE,
Or make your existence PRIMEVAL.
EVIL EYE
It really is terribly WRONG,
That although our friendship is STRONG,
Our paths haven't CROSSED
And I've incurred such a COST,
And that's why I wrote you this SONG.
LONG LOST
What can you do when you're SMALL,
That also is fun when you're TALL?
There are shows on STAGES,
That are quite the RAGES,
And everyone will have a BALL.
ALL AGES
This rodent is really quite TRICKY,
The situations he's in are oft STICKY.
He lives in a HOUSE,
With Minnie, his SPOUSE,
And in his food choice he's never that PICKY.
MICKEY MOUSE
This ruler from fiction I DIG,
He's quite like Napoleon the PIG.
One after the OTHER,
Our rights he does SMOTHER,
And every election he'll RIG.
BIG BROTHER

Reading the first letters yields THE LAMB.


This puzzle is a single sonnet that doesn't seem to follow a consistent meter. Each line clues a NATO phonetic alphabet letter, which read IAMBS ARE ZEROES. Each line consists of a combination of five iambs and trochees, so as suggested by the message, interpret the iambs as 0s, the trochees as 1s, and read the result in binary.

LineNATO LetterScansionFeet as BinaryLetter
This country's most peopled city's Bombay.India-/-//-/--/00110F
The Greek alphabet starts with THIS letter.Alpha-//--/-//-01001I
The ear-biting Tyson causing a stir.Mike-//-/-/--/01110N
Congrats! Hooray! Kudos! Huzzah! And yay!Bravo-/-//--/-/00100D
African nation's name is blank Leone.Sierra/--/-/-/-/10000P
The first of words in posh Milan autos.Alfa-/-/-/-//-00001A
This word second in posh Milan autos.Romeo-//--/-//-01001I
Hearing yourself upon speaking by phone.Echo/--/-//--/10010R
This Southern tribe (Africa) fought Britain.Zulu-/-//--//-00101E
A nymph, her voice, stolen by Hera's curse.Echo-/-//--/-/00100D
Character Shakespeare wrote a play in verse.Romeo/--/-/-/-/10000P
A trash can this muppet likes to sit in.Oscar-//-/-/-/-01111O
Alexa's smart speaker, its light glowy.Echo-/-//--//-00101E
A range, blank Nevada, with peaks snowy.Sierra-//-/--//-01101M

The result is FIND PAIRED POEM.


Every given poem paraphrases a famous poem in a fairly awkward way. This is because each uses only a subset of the English language consisting of words of restricted lengths. Some of these are somewhat familiar at Mathcamp (Game of Four, Twelve Halves Tongue), but some were invented for this puzzle (Composite Language, Odd Speak, Talk with Squarings, Triangular Number Dialog). Moreover, exactly one word in the title of each poem satisfies the restriction. Indexing into that word with the given numbers yields the following:

Paraphrased PoemTitleRestrictionTitle WordIndexLetter
I assert inconsistencies?
Too bad for you, I assert inconsistencies,
(I occupy volume, I embody multitudes.)
Song of MyselfTriangular Number DialogMYSELF6F
This song venerates arms plus person, that originally from Trojan coasts
driven fatefully toward Italy's Lavinian shores,
Gods' passions, including Junonian vengeance,
Have thrown endlessly from land onto seas.
The AeneidComposite LanguageAENEID5I
League halves, league halves,
League halves onward,
Wholly amidst death's valley
Rushed thirty scores.
""Invade, Nimble Patrol!
Attack cannon!"" leader stated.
Toward death's valley
Rushed thirty scores.
The Charge of the Light BrigadeTwelve Halves TongueCHARGE4R
I ate
the prunes
inhabiting
the icebox
the prunes
you presumably
wanted
for brunch
I beg pardon
prunes are delectable
and sugary
and frosty
This is just to sayTriangular Number DialogSAY1S
Resist placid motion toward benign Erebus,
Dotage should scorch, scream during sunset;
Seethe, seethe versus light's demise.
Do not go gentle into that good nightTwelve Halves TongueGENTLE4T
Methinks, unsure, woodland's ownership,
Owner's home downtown though;
They won't notice that we're stopping here
Watching this forest fill with snow.
Stopping by woods on a snowy eveningComposite LanguageSTOPPING2T
Was brillig, and the slimy toves
Did whirl and gimbled among the wabes.
All mimsy was the borogrove,
And the mom raths outgrabed.
JabberwockyOdd SpeakJABBERWOCKY7W
Wow! I and you, erstwhile spear Danes,
heard the people's kings' power
praised, and great honor the athelings won.
BeowulfOdd SpeakBEOWULF3O
Germinal's a cruellest moon, begetting
Lavenders from dead land, commixing
Mnemosyne with lust, inspiring
Dull root with Apriltide rain.
The Waste LandTalk with SquaringsLAND1L
Regard the Things I did, O Mighty, and capitulate!
Nought beside withstands. Around the gargantuan
Wreck's debris, monotonous and barren
The lonely and horizontal wastelands extend far off.
OzymandiasTriangular Number DialogOZYMANDIAS8I
A lady with a lute
In a mind trip once I saw:
It was a maid from Cush
And on her lute she did play,
And sing of a peak of Cush.
If I were to call once more in me
Her air and song,
To such a deep joy it were to win me,
That with tune loud and long,
I will make that dome in air,
That dome of sun! that cave of ice!
And all who hear will see them here,
And all will cry, Take care! Take care!
His eyes that burn, his mane of hair!
Knit a disk to ring him oft,
And shut your eyes with holy fear
For he on dew of bees hath fed
And had the milk of Eden.
Kubla KhanGame of FourKHAN4N
And so, in each late hour, I lie down by the side
Of my dear—my dear—my life and my wife,
In her home for the dead down by the sea—
In her tomb by the low sea.
Annabel LeeGame of FourLEE2E
I Sami.
Sami I.
That Sami-Which-I'm-Named!
That Sami-Which-I'm-Named!
I don't like that Sami-Which-I'm-Named!
Dost thou like
Virescent omelettes with pork?
Green eggs and hamTalk with SquaringsEGGS4S

The result is FIRST TWO LINES.