Reading the first letters of each word yields the message READ THE SECOND TO LAST LETTERS INSIDE EACH WORD. Taking the second to last letter of each word yields a new message, SYLLABLE LENGTHS ARE MORSE CODE, ONE DOT, TWO DASH. Each word in the horoscope has one, two, or three syllables; interpreting ones as dots, twos as dashes, and threes as spaces between letters yields in Morse Code the message ANSWER BEEPER, so the answer is BEEPER .