Sailor Swifties

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The setup of the puzzle suggest Tom Swifties, but in fact, these are Taylor Swifties. Each lyric clues a nonsense phrase that rhymes with a Taylor Swift song. The Taylor Swift songs match uniquely in word lengths to the "adverbs" in the right column. The song titles and these adverbs overlap in exactly two letters:

LyricPhraseSong"Adverb"Overlap
That off-white baby fox has pertussis,GRAY KIT COUGHSHAKE IT OFFsadly in keySI
Let's all twirl this writing implementWE SPIN A PENBEGIN AGAINgiven EgyptNG
For sixty minutes,HOUR LONGOUR SONGbut slowUS
Alençon on a Panzer,TANK LACEBLANK SPACEplain sillyAS
Attack the Vikings,FIGHT NORSEWHITE HORSEweird albumWI
Parody Bohemian Rhapsody,RIFF QUEENFIFTEENfestiveFT
Behold the splendor of this soap,DOVE GLORYLOVE STORYwith shockSO
Mail some fire,SEND FLAMEEND GAMEone goalNG

These overlapping letters spell out SINGUSASWIFTSONG. After following the instructions (by singing a brief song, or a Taylor Swift song, or any other interpretation), teams earned the answer TZEITEL.