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Each portion of text is a conversation from one of the Star Wars films in the main series. However, all key words have been replaced by their first letter. Here are the reconstructed conversations:

OBI-WAN: That's no moon! It's a space station.
HAN: It's too big to be a space station.
LUKE: I have a very bad feeling about this.


QUI-GON: Make an analysis of this blood sample I'm sending you. OBI-WAN: Wait a minute... QUI-GON: I need a midi-chlorian count. OBI-WAN: All right. I've got it. QUI-GON: What are your readings? OBI-WAN: Something must be wrong with the transmission. QUI-GON: Here's a signal check. OBI-WAN: Strange. The transmission seems to be in good order, but the reading's off the chart... over twenty thousand. QUI-GON: That's it then. OBI-WAN: Even Master Yoda doesn't hav a midi-chlorian count that high! QUI-GON: No Jedi has. OBI-WAN: What does it mean? QUI-GON: I'm not sure.
PALPATINE: Well, Anakin, did you see your friend off? ANAKIN: He will soon have Grievous's head. PALPATINE: We can only hope the Council didn't make a mistake. ANAKIN: The Council was very sure in its decision.
LIEUTENANT: Sir, all the patrols are in. There's still no contact from Skywalker or Solo. THREEPIO: Mistress Leia, Artoo says he's been quite unable to pick up any signal, although he does admit that his own range is far too weak to abandon all hope.
ACKBAR: We've got to give those fighters more time. Concentrate all fire on that Super Star Destroyer.
LIEUTENANT MITAKA: Sir. We were unable to acquire the droid on Jakku. It escaped capture abord a stolen Corellian YT model freighter. KYLO REN: The droid... stole a freighter?

Reading the boxed words yields BAD BLOOD HEAD MISTRESS SUPER MODEL. The answer is CINDY CRAWFORD, the supermodel cast in Taylor Swift's Bad Blood music video as the headmistress.