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The patients listed all died in notable or unusual ways. The medications prescribed to them are supposed to treat these issues. Every medication is constructed in the following way:

  1. Classify the cause of death into one of five categories, each corresponding to a prefix.
  2. Concatenate to this the entity involved in the death, spelled out using the NATO phonetic alphabet but where each letter has had its first letter removed. For example, JOY becomes jULIETT + oSCAR + yANKEE = ULIETTSCARANKEE.
  3. Apply a transformation to the whole result based on the category.

Here are the five categories:

CategoryPrefixTransformationNotes
Being smotheredcirco Move the first half of the string (rounded up) to the end. In practice, this results in the infix "circo" starting halfway through the string.
Direct physical harmpugno Put the letters of each piece in alphabetical order (e.g. cHARLIE -> AEHILR). In practice, the "pugno" becomes "gnopu".
Eating something harmfuledo Put a vowel before every consonant in the string and a consonant after every vowel in the string. The vowels used cycle through all 5 vowels in order, and likewise the consonants through all 21 consonants in order. In practice, this results in the prefix "ebadoc", as the "edo" prefix uses the first two consonants ("b" after "e" and "c" after "o") and the first vowel ("a" after "d").
Fallingcado Reverse the string. In practice, this results in the suffix "odac".
Otheralio Rot-13 the entity involved in the death before doing the NATO phonetic alphabet step. In practice, the "alio" prefix stays intact for once.

Here is the full table of patients and their deaths:

PatientCategoryEntity InvolvedBefore TransformationFinal Prescription
Jezebelfallingwindowcadohiskeyndiaovembereltascarhiskeyyeksihracsatlerebmevoaidnyeksihodac
Dracosmotheredcloakscircoharlieimascarlfailoierracarlfailoierracircoharlieimas
Aeschylusphysicaltortoisepugnoangoscaromeoangoscarndiaierrachognopuagnoacrsemooagnoacrsadinaeirrcho
Sophocleseatinggrapeedoolfomeolfaapachoebadocodelifofomegohulafajakepalicohom
Sophoclesotherjoyaliouliettscarankeealiohiskeyravoima
Sophoclesotherantigonealiolfaovemberangondiaolfscarovemberchoalioovemberlfaolfictorangoravolfaomeo
Socrateseatinghemlockedootelchoikeimascarharlieiloebadocodetefilocuhogihakejikemalisocamurahanerilipeqirolos
Qin Shi Huangeatingmercuryedoikechoomeoharlieniformomeoankeeebadocidekeficohogohumejokahalerilimenonipufoqaremorimesotavonukewex
Chrysippusotherlaughteralioimalfaniformolfotelangochoomeoalioankeeovemberotelangoniformolfomeocho
Julius Caesarphysicalbrutuspugnoravoomeoniformangoniformierragnopuaorvemoofimnoragnofimnoraeirr
Porcia Catoniseatingcoaledoharliescarlfaimaebadocehadirolifegusacaherilofajikumal
Claudius Drususeatingpearedoapacholfaomeoebadocadepaficohogulafahojemekol
Gruffydd ap Llywelyn Fawrfallingtowercadoangoscarhiskeychoomeooemoohcyeksihracsognaodac
George Plantagenetsmotheredwinecircohiskeyndiaovemberchoiaovemberchocircohiskeynd
Hans Stainingerfallingbeardcadoravocholfaomeoeltaatleoemoaflohcovarodac
Sir William Payne-Gallweyfallingturnipcadoangoniformomeoovemberndiaapaapaaidnrebmevooemomrofinognaodac
Rasputineatingcyanideedoharlieankeelfaovemberndiaeltachoebadocehadirolifegahunakejekelifalomovenumabeperinodiqaresulatatecihov
Rasputinphysicalrevolverpugnoomeochoictorscarimaictorchoomeognopuemoochociortacrsaimciortchoemoo
Rasputinsmotheredrivercircoomeondiaictorchoomeoictorchoomeocircoomeondia
21 patients, January 15, 1919smotheredmolassescircoikescarimalfaierraierrachoierraierraierrachoierracircoikescarimalfa
David Grundmanphysicalcactuspugnoharlielfaharlieangoniformierragnopuaehilraflaehilragnofimnoraeirr
Tennessee Williamseatingbottlecapedoravoscarangoangoimachoharlielfaapaebadoceradivofosucagarahenigojakonugolimamanecihopohaquralireselifatavopaw

Once these mechanisms are determined, the final list of prescriptions and unused medications can be decoded back to causes of death. These causes of death all come from The Gashleycrumb Tinies by Edward Gorey, which is an alphabet book where names starting with A through Z each meet an unusual demise:

Prescribed Medications
MedicationBefore TransformationCategoryEntity InvolvedGashleycrumb Line
niformolfcircoomeocircoomeoniformolfsmotheredrugG is for George smothered under a rug
arreioemoaidnaflognaarreiodaccadoierraangolfandiaomeoierrafallingstairsA is for Amy who fell down the stairs
alioierraictorolfoxtrotaliooxtrotndiaangoierraotherfitsS is for Susan who perished of fits
gnopuagnoelotfimnorflopugnoangootelniformolfphysicalthugH is for Hector done in by a thug
ebadocadenigofolufagahaherilijekilolominepuraraqedoangolfaharlieiloierraeatingtacksL is for Leo who swallowed some tacks
gnopuilobeemorvacrsaehilrilochoaeltpugnoiloovemberscarharlieilochoeltaphysicalknockedY is for Yorick whose head was knocked in
gnopuaorvchoaflemooaeirrpugnoravocholfaomeoierraphysicalbearsB is for Basil assaulted by bears
ebadocadenigofolufagahaherilijekilolominepuraraqedoangolfaharlieiloierraeatingtacksL is for Leo who swallowed some tacks
arreioemoaidnaflognaarreiodaccadoierraangolfandiaomeoierrafallingstairsA is for Amy who fell down the stairs
alioomeolfalfaotelictoraliochoovemberovemberniformndiaotherennuiN is for Neville who died of ennui
gnopuaflarychopugnolfaraychophysicalaxeK is for Kate who was struck with an axe
Unused Medications
aliouliettovemberoxtrotolfomeouebecaliohiskeylfaierraangochoeltaotherwastedC is for Clara who wasted away
letofloaidnohcamiarreiodaccadoierraimachondiaolfotelfallingsleighD is for Desmond thrown out of a sleigh
ebadocadepaficohogulafahehajirolikelomutenaledoapacholfaharlieoteleatingpeachE is for Ernest who choked on a peach
gnopuaimchochoaehilrelotpugnoimachochoharlieotelphysicalleechF is for Fanny sucked dry by a leech
failochocircoimalcircoimalfailochosmotheredlakeI is for Ida who drowned in a lake
ebadocidemafaginokehejucahokedoimaankeechoeatinglyeJ is for James who took lye by mistake
racholfacircoiercircoierracholfasmotheredseaM is for Maud who was swept out to sea
gnopuaflehiksyaimpugnolfahiskeyimaphysicalawlO is for Olive run through with an awl
gnopuaorvemooaflehiksyaimpugnoravoomeolfahiskeyimaphysicalbrawlP is for Prue trampled flat in a brawl
iaomeochocircoikendcircoikendiaomeochosmotheredmireQ is for Quentin who sank in a mire
ndiaomeochocircooxtrotcircooxtrotndiaomeochosmotheredfireR is for Rhoda consumed by a fire
alioscarictorolfoxtrotalioravondiaangoierraotherbitsT is for Titus who flew into bits
rebmevoaidnafloemoatleodaccadoeltaomeolfandiaovemberfallingdrainU is for Una who slipped down a drain
gnopuagnoemooafladinbeemorvpugnoangoomeolfandiaovemberphysicaltrainV is for Victor squashed under a train
harliechocircondiacircondiaharliechosmotherediceW is for Winnie embedded in ice
gnopueikadinaehilrchopugnoikendiaharliechophysicalmiceX is for Xerxes devoured by mice
ebadocodelifonudifagohavejemibekoredoolfndiaovembereatingginZ is for Zillah who drank too much gin

(Note that, as a small aid to solving, every unused letter of the alphabet appears in order in the "Unused Medications" section.)

The letters corresponding to the prescribed medications spell out the clue phrase GASHLY BLANK, yielding the answer CRUMB.