The patients listed all died in notable or unusual ways. The medications prescribed to them are supposed to treat these issues. Every medication is constructed in the following way:
Here are the five categories:
Category | Prefix | Transformation | Notes |
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Being smothered | circo | Move the first half of the string (rounded up) to the end. | In practice, this results in the infix "circo" starting halfway through the string. |
Direct physical harm | pugno | Put the letters of each piece in alphabetical order (e.g. cHARLIE -> AEHILR). | In practice, the "pugno" becomes "gnopu". |
Eating something harmful | edo | Put a vowel before every consonant in the string and a consonant after every vowel in the string. The vowels used cycle through all 5 vowels in order, and likewise the consonants through all 21 consonants in order. | In practice, this results in the prefix "ebadoc", as the "edo" prefix uses the first two consonants ("b" after "e" and "c" after "o") and the first vowel ("a" after "d"). |
Falling | cado | Reverse the string. | In practice, this results in the suffix "odac". |
Other | alio | Rot-13 the entity involved in the death before doing the NATO phonetic alphabet step. | In practice, the "alio" prefix stays intact for once. |
Here is the full table of patients and their deaths:
Patient | Category | Entity Involved | Before Transformation | Final Prescription |
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Jezebel | falling | window | cadohiskeyndiaovembereltascarhiskey | yeksihracsatlerebmevoaidnyeksihodac |
Draco | smothered | cloaks | circoharlieimascarlfailoierra | carlfailoierracircoharlieimas |
Aeschylus | physical | tortoise | pugnoangoscaromeoangoscarndiaierracho | gnopuagnoacrsemooagnoacrsadinaeirrcho |
Sophocles | eating | grape | edoolfomeolfaapacho | ebadocodelifofomegohulafajakepalicohom |
Sophocles | other | joy | aliouliettscarankee | aliohiskeyravoima |
Sophocles | other | antigone | aliolfaovemberangondiaolfscarovembercho | alioovemberlfaolfictorangoravolfaomeo |
Socrates | eating | hemlock | edootelchoikeimascarharlieilo | ebadocodetefilocuhogihakejikemalisocamurahanerilipeqirolos |
Qin Shi Huang | eating | mercury | edoikechoomeoharlieniformomeoankee | ebadocidekeficohogohumejokahalerilimenonipufoqaremorimesotavonukewex |
Chrysippus | other | laughter | alioimalfaniformolfotelangochoomeo | alioankeeovemberotelangoniformolfomeocho |
Julius Caesar | physical | brutus | pugnoravoomeoniformangoniformierra | gnopuaorvemoofimnoragnofimnoraeirr |
Porcia Catonis | eating | coal | edoharliescarlfaima | ebadocehadirolifegusacaherilofajikumal |
Claudius Drusus | eating | pear | edoapacholfaomeo | ebadocadepaficohogulafahojemekol |
Gruffydd ap Llywelyn Fawr | falling | tower | cadoangoscarhiskeychoomeo | oemoohcyeksihracsognaodac |
George Plantagenet | smothered | wine | circohiskeyndiaovembercho | iaovemberchocircohiskeynd |
Hans Staininger | falling | beard | cadoravocholfaomeoelta | atleoemoaflohcovarodac |
Sir William Payne-Gallwey | falling | turnip | cadoangoniformomeoovemberndiaapa | apaaidnrebmevooemomrofinognaodac |
Rasputin | eating | cyanide | edoharlieankeelfaovemberndiaeltacho | ebadocehadirolifegahunakejekelifalomovenumabeperinodiqaresulatatecihov |
Rasputin | physical | revolver | pugnoomeochoictorscarimaictorchoomeo | gnopuemoochociortacrsaimciortchoemoo |
Rasputin | smothered | river | circoomeondiaictorchoomeo | ictorchoomeocircoomeondia |
21 patients, January 15, 1919 | smothered | molasses | circoikescarimalfaierraierrachoierra | ierraierrachoierracircoikescarimalfa |
David Grundman | physical | cactus | pugnoharlielfaharlieangoniformierra | gnopuaehilraflaehilragnofimnoraeirr |
Tennessee Williams | eating | bottlecap | edoravoscarangoangoimachoharlielfaapa | ebadoceradivofosucagarahenigojakonugolimamanecihopohaquralireselifatavopaw |
Once these mechanisms are determined, the final list of prescriptions and unused medications can be decoded back to causes of death. These causes of death all come from The Gashleycrumb Tinies by Edward Gorey, which is an alphabet book where names starting with A through Z each meet an unusual demise:
Prescribed Medications | ||||
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Medication | Before Transformation | Category | Entity Involved | Gashleycrumb Line |
niformolfcircoomeo | circoomeoniformolf | smothered | rug | G is for George smothered under a rug |
arreioemoaidnaflognaarreiodac | cadoierraangolfandiaomeoierra | falling | stairs | A is for Amy who fell down the stairs |
alioierraictorolfoxtrot | aliooxtrotndiaangoierra | other | fits | S is for Susan who perished of fits |
gnopuagnoelotfimnorflo | pugnoangootelniformolf | physical | thug | H is for Hector done in by a thug |
ebadocadenigofolufagahaherilijekilolominepuraraq | edoangolfaharlieiloierra | eating | tacks | L is for Leo who swallowed some tacks |
gnopuilobeemorvacrsaehilrilochoaelt | pugnoiloovemberscarharlieilochoelta | physical | knocked | Y is for Yorick whose head was knocked in |
gnopuaorvchoaflemooaeirr | pugnoravocholfaomeoierra | physical | bears | B is for Basil assaulted by bears |
ebadocadenigofolufagahaherilijekilolominepuraraq | edoangolfaharlieiloierra | eating | tacks | L is for Leo who swallowed some tacks |
arreioemoaidnaflognaarreiodac | cadoierraangolfandiaomeoierra | falling | stairs | A is for Amy who fell down the stairs |
alioomeolfalfaotelictor | aliochoovemberovemberniformndia | other | ennui | N is for Neville who died of ennui |
gnopuaflarycho | pugnolfaraycho | physical | axe | K is for Kate who was struck with an axe |
Unused Medications | ||||
aliouliettovemberoxtrotolfomeouebec | aliohiskeylfaierraangochoelta | other | wasted | C is for Clara who wasted away |
letofloaidnohcamiarreiodac | cadoierraimachondiaolfotel | falling | sleigh | D is for Desmond thrown out of a sleigh |
ebadocadepaficohogulafahehajirolikelomutenal | edoapacholfaharlieotel | eating | peach | E is for Ernest who choked on a peach |
gnopuaimchochoaehilrelot | pugnoimachochoharlieotel | physical | leech | F is for Fanny sucked dry by a leech |
failochocircoimal | circoimalfailocho | smothered | lake | I is for Ida who drowned in a lake |
ebadocidemafaginokehejucahok | edoimaankeecho | eating | lye | J is for James who took lye by mistake |
racholfacircoier | circoierracholfa | smothered | sea | M is for Maud who was swept out to sea |
gnopuaflehiksyaim | pugnolfahiskeyima | physical | awl | O is for Olive run through with an awl |
gnopuaorvemooaflehiksyaim | pugnoravoomeolfahiskeyima | physical | brawl | P is for Prue trampled flat in a brawl |
iaomeochocircoikend | circoikendiaomeocho | smothered | mire | Q is for Quentin who sank in a mire |
ndiaomeochocircooxtrot | circooxtrotndiaomeocho | smothered | fire | R is for Rhoda consumed by a fire |
alioscarictorolfoxtrot | alioravondiaangoierra | other | bits | T is for Titus who flew into bits |
rebmevoaidnafloemoatleodac | cadoeltaomeolfandiaovember | falling | drain | U is for Una who slipped down a drain |
gnopuagnoemooafladinbeemorv | pugnoangoomeolfandiaovember | physical | train | V is for Victor squashed under a train |
harliechocircondia | circondiaharliecho | smothered | ice | W is for Winnie embedded in ice |
gnopueikadinaehilrcho | pugnoikendiaharliecho | physical | mice | X is for Xerxes devoured by mice |
ebadocodelifonudifagohavejemibekor | edoolfndiaovember | eating | gin | Z is for Zillah who drank too much gin |
(Note that, as a small aid to solving, every unused letter of the alphabet appears in order in the "Unused Medications" section.)
The letters corresponding to the prescribed medications spell out the clue phrase GASHLY BLANK, yielding the answer CRUMB.