Cookie Pope – LUTE

Each of the passages is adapted from a passage in a book of the New Testament; in particular, one of the first 26 of the 27 books in the New Testament. Namely,

• "Come now, you rich, weep and howl for your miseries which are coming upon you. Your cookies have rotted and your parchment paper has become moth-eaten" — James
• "Peter said to him, 'Aeneas, Jesus Cookie heals you; get up and eat your cookie.' Immediately he got up." — Acts
• "If anyone is not willing to work, then he is not to eat cookies, either." — 2 Thessalonians
• "Now observe how great this man was to whom Abraham, the patriarch, gave a tenth of the choicest cookies." — Hebrews
• "Blessed is a man who perseveres under trial; for once he has been approved, he will receive the cookie of life which the Lord has promised to those who love cookies." — James
• "I appeal to you for my child Oreosimus, whom I have begotten in my imprisonment." — Philemon
• "The cookie of the Spirit is love, joy, peace, patience, kindness, goodness, faithfulness, gentleness, self-control; against such things there is no law." — Galatians
• "Nor did we eat anyone's cookie without paying for it" — 2 Thessalonians
• "Cookies are for the stomach and the stomach is for cookies, but God will do away with both of them." — 1 Corinthians
• "There were in it all kinds of delicious cookies and mouthwatering desserts. A voice came to him, 'Get up, Peter, chew and eat!'" — Acts
• "In the beginning was the Cookie, and the Cookie was with God, and the Cookie was God." — John
• "If any man is feeding to you a cookie contrary to what you received, he is to be accursed!" — Galatians
• "So also the tongue is a small part of the body, and yet it boasts of great things. See how great a cookie is tasted by such a small organ!" — James
• "Not one of them claimed that any cookie belonging to him was his own, but all cookies were common property to them." — Acts
• "Rejoice always; eat cookies without ceasing; in everything give thanks" — 1 Thessalonians
• "Prior to the coming of certain men from James, he used to eat cookies with the Gentiles" — Galatians
• "These will pay the penalty of eternal destruction, away from the presence of the Lord and from the glory of His cookie" — 2 Thessalonians
• "Guard, through the Holy Spirit who dwells in us, the cookie which has been entrusted to you." — 2 Timothy
• "By the grace of God He might taste cookies for everyone" — Hebrews
• "Blessed are the poor in spirit, for theirs is the cookie of heaven" — Matthew
• "Therefore no one is to act as your judge in regard to cookies" — Colossians
• "You received from us instruction as to how you ought to eat cookies and please God (just as you actually do eat cookies)" — 1 Thessalonians
• "For everyone who partakes only of milk is not accustomed to the word of righteousness, for he is an infant. But cookies are for the mature, who because of practice can dip them in the milk." — Hebrews