[Creative] Patter Song

How silly can your songs get?

Write a parody of The Major General's song from The Pirates of Penzance on any topic you'd like. You should keep as close to the original meter as possible, and all rhymes should use the last 3 syllables of each line (just like in the original). It should be at least 12 lines. You can either send us a written submission, or you can record yourselves. These will not be shared outside of Mathcamp, but we may use some of the material during the hunt or otherwise within camp.

When you're ready, upload your submission to your team's Slack channel and tag @huntcreative in the message.