Oh no! Your small town's local pie shop has been robbed by a masked bandit. Luckily, your team is on the case. You've taken statements from the seven witnesses to the crime. Can you piece together the getaway car's vanity license plate number to uncover the identity of the thief?

Witness 1: It all happened so fast! The thief floated in like a butterfly and stung me like... IYKYK.

Witness 2: I think the shop owner needs to take the... just admit defeat. You got robbed, bruh. Sucks to suck.

Witness 3: ONG I don't know nothin'. I can tell you what I hear, I can tell you what I smell, I can tell you what I feel, heck, I can even tell you what I taste. But I can't tell you...

Witness 4: Yeah the thief came in and was like, "Put your hands up!" So I was like, "Mm, o-... sure whatever you say," and they were like, "Gimme all your pies!" So I was like "O-... yep you got it bestie." Anyway they took the pies and ran away so TBH I think I lowkey rizzed my way outta that sitch.

Witness 5: Whatever the first guy said... go off, king.

Witness 6: Sheeeesh that thief was fully dressed like a pirate. Orz to that. I bumped into them on the street and said... matey. No cap, you know how they talk? ... matey.

Witness 7: It was that girl from that comedy show about Philadelphia! Summer in Philadelphia? Ugh, what was her name... She ate.

The final answer is 9 letters long.