| "That off-white baby fox has pertussis," rhymed Swift, | ...but slow |
| "Let's all twirl this writing implement" rhymed Swift, | ...festive |
| "For sixty minutes," rhymed Swift, | ...given Egypt |
| "Alençon on a Panzer," rhymed Swift, | ...least silly |
| "Attack the Vikings," rhymed Swift, | ...one goal |
| "Parody Bohemian Rhapsody," rhymed Swift, | ...sadly in key |
| "Behold the splendor of this soap," rhymed Swift, | ...weird album |
| "Mail some fire," rhymed Swift, | ...with shock |