Space Parody!

In order to get a free puzzle answer, we would like you to perform for us a short (3–5 minute) skit, which must be a parody or reinterpretation of a movie, book, or TV show about space. Additionally, your skit must feature at least six of the following:

When you are ready to perform your skit, please email us at We will then tell you at what time to come to our headquarters and perform your masterpiece!