How To Make The Perfect Pizza
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The expert will guide you through the pizza making process… but you won’t understand his words until you’re done.

Uh-oh, my Olive Oil became Live Polio. Can you remove the contaminants mixed into the other ingredients of this sauce? Ideally in 4 minutes and 59 seconds or fewer.

• E.g., Corona
• Halts
• Glacier
• PPP-free

Words from the expert: “Hi my name is ???? ??🍕🍕 ?🍕????. ?’? ? 🍕??????? ???? 🧨🧨 ???...”


In Italy they spin it and toss it in the air, but we use other methods.

Words from the expert: “And today I’m going to ???? ??? ⚡⚡⚡ ⚡⚡ ???????? ????? ????? 🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞.”


Now we add the toppings, plus a few extra pears -- oops, I mean pairs.

RIMASCANECOTTACOTTARPONEGE
GOGOGOYLUDAATRGONZOLA
CHEBCAMDDARANRIEEMBERT

Words from the expert: “First you start with ?1?????? 32????4???. Then a ??????87 ?????????. And then a ??????? ?????? ???5??6?.” (12345678 = 🔥)


Finally, we take it out of the oven… but how many degrees?

∠🎲 - 2
∠🐶/9
∠🛏️/36
∠🧊/3 + 1
sqrt(∠⚙️)
∠♀️🦌/4
∠📅2️⃣/6 + 1
∠🚕 + 2

Words from the expert: “And that is how you ???????? ??? ? 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤 ???? ??? ??????.”

Word he should’ve replaced the penultimate word of that sentence with: 3??21 (123 = 😢)


That was educational! Hmm, let’s see… next I’ll have the expert teach me ⚡ 🍕 🔥 🤤 🍞 🧨 😢 answer to this puzzle.