Prove once and for all that the canon is not what the company says, but rather what is true to the spirit of thing, by creating your own Star Wars canon! Write an exciting, dramatic, and entertaining excerpt from your own vision of the Star Wars universe. Your piece should be between 250 and 500 words. Additionally, it must contain modifications of at least four of the following phrases: you must either add, subtract, or change exactly one word in each phrase you use.
- But I was going into Tosche Station to pick up some power converters!
- Do or do not. There is no try.
- Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid.
- I am a Jedi, like my father before me.
- I felt a great disturbance in the force, as if millions of voices cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced.
- I find your lack of faith disturbing.
- If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.
- It's a trap!
- Join me, and together we can rule the galaxy as father and son.
- May the force be with you.
- Never tell me the odds.
- Now you will experience the full power of the dark side.
- That's no moon, it's a space station!
- Who's scruffy looking?
- Why, you stuck up, half-witted, scruffy-looking, nerf herder!
- You must feel the force around you.
When you're done, send your creation to us at rebelalliance15@gmail.com.