Round One: Let's Eat!

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So you want to EAT, eh? Great! But there's one tiny problem. We're running short on brains. In fact, UPS is littered with brainless bodies left over from our snacking. If we continue to starve, the Resistance will defeat us easily. Can you recommend a new food source?